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toooooooooooooooooooooo

funneee!

what r frens for anyway

lol...........................

here's one for you-true story

a frend of mine was speeding across the wide open nevada freeway at about 110 mph, his wife sleeping next to him

he noticed the shadow of a plane pacing him for a couple of minutes

he pulled over and had his wife drive, explaining that he was sleepy

she drove for about 20 minutes and got pulled over and ticketed for speeding

she protested to the officer but he cited her anyway

my friend chided her for speeding as they drove away, slowly

my friend was laffing hard as he told me the story....

so did i.

they got divorced about a year later.

lol

she doesnt know to this day that she was set up; she was really mean; i never felt bad. lol

your mama knows them, his name is Chris.

:D

LOL

From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside of a bar in Arizona. After last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk.

The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off on to I-10.

Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off -- it was a fine, dry summer night -- flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left. At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road.

The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over on the I-10 shoulder and administered a breathalyzer test. To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all !!!

Dumbfounded, the officer said, I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken."

"I doubt it," said the truly proud Arizonian, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."

Thanks to C for the great AZ story. :D