an important medical study... allow 2 hours to study this...

2 studies actually...
1st study...

Warning: Beer Contains Female Hormones

Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men

should take a look at their beer consumption, considering

the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence

of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer

makes men turn into women.

To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each.

It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked

excessively without making sense, became overly emotional,

couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing,

and refused to apologize when wrong.

No further testing is planned.

and lastly but not less important...

Subject:

UCLA's Department of Psychiatry Study on Attraction

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.For example: If she is ovulating, she tends to be more attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire. Once again... No further studies are expected. Important science here.