"Good Morning Ma'am, I am with the Federal Bureau of Investigation and we are here for your peanut butter."
[Thoughts of the FxBxIx agent: "geez, is this really why I joined the bureau? Chasing smashed peanuts in a jar? Wow, I wonder if the See Eye Hay has any openings? Gee, I hadn’t noticed this lady is really cute. Wait a minute, she has hair on her knuckles. And look her throat. Oh man, that's no lady, she's a guy. And I've been standing here chatting her up for 2 hours now. Good thing I have such great powers of observation or this could have been embarrassing. Hmmm. She is kind of cute though. Dang, what am I thinking. I've been working with Igoravich too long. That woman makes even this guy-whatever look good. I need a transfer. Maybe the dog unit has an opening. . . . Is she coming onto me? I mean, is HE coming onto me? Where's my partner Igoravich? Help!!! " Wow, she is really strong. Her hands… ]
http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/02/10/peanut.butter.raid/
Who could make this crap up?
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